{"title":"Home Page Collection","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"hamburger-dust","title":"Hamburger Dust - Gourmet Burger Seasoning Blend - 12.5 oz","description":"\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTurn ordinary burgers into extraordinary masterpieces with Hamburger Dust—the gourmet burger seasoning blend that's our #1 best-seller for a reason. One sprinkle and you'll never go back to plain patties again.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis perfectly balanced blend of turmeric, onion powder, sea salt, black pepper, and garlic salt transforms ground beef into restaurant-quality burgers that'll have your family and friends begging for your secret. 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This will be a staple in my kitchen from now on.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 12.5 oz bottle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrice:\u003c\/strong\u003e $13.99\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIngredients:\u003c\/strong\u003e Turmeric, onion powder, sea salt, black pepper, garlic salt\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade in:\u003c\/strong\u003e Texas, USA\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVeteran-Owned:\u003c\/strong\u003e Proudly supporting veteran and animal welfare programs\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShelf Life:\u003c\/strong\u003e Best within 12-18 months for optimal freshness\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStorage:\u003c\/strong\u003e Keep in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePerfect Gift for:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎁 Grill masters and BBQ enthusiasts🎁 Burger lovers who appreciate quality seasoning🎁 Home cooks looking to level up their meals🎁 Veterans and military families🎁 Anyone who hosts cookouts and tailgates\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy Choose Mid Life Crysis Spices?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery bottle of Hamburger Dust supports our mission to give back to veteran and animal assistance programs. 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