{"title":"Seasonings","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis section includes all seasonings other than our zodiac spices. You can find some in this area that can even be converted to dips! \u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"where-did-my-meat-go-old-cowboy-spice","title":"Old Cowboy Spice - All-Purpose Meat Seasoning Blend","description":"\u003cp class=\"FirstParagraph\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTransform any cut into a legendary Texas-style feast with Old Cowboy Spice—the all-purpose seasoning blend that’ll have you asking, “Where did my meat go?” because it disappears that fast.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoBodyText\"\u003eBorn from campfire cookouts and military mess hall experiments, this versatile spice blend brings bold, savory flavor to beef, pork, chicken, vegetables, and everything in between. Whether you’re grilling steaks, smoking brisket, or roasting vegetables, Old Cowboy Spice delivers that authentic Texas taste every single time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003chr align=\"center\" width=\"100%\" size=\"2\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003ca name=\"the-story-behind-the-spice\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003eThe Story Behind the Spice\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"FirstParagraph\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-bookmark: the-story-behind-the-spice;\"\u003ePicture this: An old cowboy rides through rugged Texas terrain at sunset, searching high and low for his missing meat. Why? Because once folks taste his signature seasoning, plates get cleared faster than a tumbleweed in a windstorm!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoBodyText\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-bookmark: the-story-behind-the-spice;\"\u003eAfter years of perfecting this blend during BBQ competitions and family cookouts, we bottled up that legendary flavor so you can bring authentic cowboy cooking to your own kitchen. No campfire required—just bold taste and Texas pride.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003chr align=\"center\" width=\"100%\" size=\"2\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003ca name=\"what-makes-old-cowboy-spice-special\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003eWhat Makes Old Cowboy Spice Special?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"FirstParagraph\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-bookmark: what-makes-old-cowboy-spice-special;\"\u003e✅ \u003cb\u003eAll-Purpose Versatility\u003c\/b\u003e - Works on beef, pork, chicken, fish, and veggies\u003cbr\u003e✅ \u003cb\u003eBold, Savory Flavor\u003c\/b\u003e - Perfect balance of spices without overpowering your meat\u003cbr\u003e✅ \u003cb\u003eTexas-Sized Bottle\u003c\/b\u003e - 16oz of premium seasoning (lasts for months!)\u003cbr\u003e✅ \u003cb\u003eSmall-Batch Quality\u003c\/b\u003e - Handcrafted in Texas by a veteran-owned business\u003cbr\u003e✅ \u003cb\u003eNo Fillers\u003c\/b\u003e - Just pure, quality spices blended to perfection\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003chr align=\"center\" width=\"100%\" size=\"2\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003ca name=\"how-to-use-old-cowboy-spice\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003eHow to Use Old Cowboy Spice\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"FirstParagraph\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-bookmark: how-to-use-old-cowboy-spice;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFor Steaks \u0026amp; Beef:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGenerously coat both sides 15-30 minutes before grilling. Let it sit at room temperature for maximum flavor penetration.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoBodyText\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-bookmark: how-to-use-old-cowboy-spice;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFor Chicken:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRub under the skin and on the surface. Perfect for grilled, baked, or smoked chicken.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoBodyText\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-bookmark: how-to-use-old-cowboy-spice;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFor Pork:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eExcellent on pork chops, ribs, and pulled pork. Apply liberally and let rest before cooking.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoBodyText\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-bookmark: how-to-use-old-cowboy-spice;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFor Vegetables:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eToss roasted potatoes, grilled peppers, or sautéed mushrooms with a generous shake.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoBodyText\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-bookmark: how-to-use-old-cowboy-spice;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePro Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e Mix with olive oil to create a marinade, or sprinkle on popcorn for a savory snack!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003chr align=\"center\" width=\"100%\" size=\"2\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003ca name=\"what-our-customers-say\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003eWhat Our Customers Say\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"FirstParagraph\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-bookmark: what-our-customers-say;\"\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ \u003cb\u003e“This is a tasty seasoning. I love it and will purchase again.”\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoBodyText\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-bookmark: what-our-customers-say;\"\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ \u003cb\u003e“I’ve tried pretty much every spice she has to offer. I can’t find 1 single complaint on anything! Definitely my new go to for spices!”\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003chr align=\"center\" width=\"100%\" size=\"2\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003ca name=\"product-details\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-left: .5in; text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1;\" class=\"Compact\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-bookmark: product-details;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 12.5 oz bottle\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-left: .5in; text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1;\" class=\"Compact\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-bookmark: product-details;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; 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text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1;\" class=\"Compact\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-bookmark: product-details;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cb\u003eStorage:\u003c\/b\u003e Keep in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003chr align=\"center\" width=\"100%\" size=\"2\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003ca name=\"perfect-gift-for\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003ePerfect Gift for:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"FirstParagraph\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-bookmark: perfect-gift-for;\"\u003e🎁 BBQ enthusiasts and grill masters\u003cbr\u003e🎁 Texas food lovers\u003cbr\u003e🎁 Home cooks who want restaurant-quality flavor\u003cbr\u003e🎁 Veterans and military families\u003cbr\u003e🎁 Anyone who appreciates bold, authentic seasoning\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003chr align=\"center\" width=\"100%\" size=\"2\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003ca name=\"why-choose-mid-life-crysis-spices\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003eWhy Choose Mid Life Crysis Spices?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"FirstParagraph\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-bookmark: why-choose-mid-life-crysis-spices;\"\u003eEvery bottle of Old Cowboy Spice supports our mission to give back to veteran and animal assistance programs. When you season your food with our blends, you’re not just adding flavor—you’re supporting a veteran-owned, woman-operated small business that cares about community.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoBodyText\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-bookmark: why-choose-mid-life-crysis-spices;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReady to saddle up and taste the legend?\u003c\/b\u003e Add Old Cowboy Spice to your cart and bring authentic Texas flavor to your next meal. Your taste buds (and your dinner guests) will thank you! 🤠\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003chr align=\"center\" width=\"100%\" size=\"2\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003ca name=\"frequently-asked-questions\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"FirstParagraph\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-bookmark: frequently-asked-questions;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eQ: What does Old Cowboy Spice taste like?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA: Bold, savory, and perfectly balanced—think traditional steakhouse seasoning with a Texas twist. Not too spicy, just flavorful.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoBodyText\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-bookmark: frequently-asked-questions;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eQ: Is it gluten-free?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA: While we use quality ingredients, we have not obtained official gluten-free certification at this time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoBodyText\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-bookmark: frequently-asked-questions;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eQ: Can I use this on vegetables?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA: Absolutely! Old Cowboy Spice is incredibly versatile and works beautifully on roasted or grilled vegetables.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoBodyText\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-bookmark: frequently-asked-questions;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eQ: How much should I use?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA: Start with 1-2 teaspoons per pound of meat and adjust to taste. You can always add more!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoBodyText\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-bookmark: frequently-asked-questions;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eQ: Does it contain MSG?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA: We focus on quality spices, but we have not obtained MSG-free certification.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003chr align=\"center\" width=\"100%\" size=\"2\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003ca name=\"free-shipping-offer\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003eFree Shipping Offer\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"FirstParagraph\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-bookmark: free-shipping-offer;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eOrder 3 or more gourmet seasonings and get FREE SHIPPING!\u003c\/b\u003e Stock up on Old Cowboy Spice and explore our other veteran-crafted blends.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003chr align=\"center\" width=\"100%\" size=\"2\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003ca name=\"ready-to-order\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003eReady to Order?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"FirstParagraph\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-bookmark: ready-to-order;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eIn stock and ready to ship!\u003c\/b\u003e Most orders ship within 1-2 business days. Local pickup available in Venus, TX (usually ready in 24 hours).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoBodyText\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-bookmark: ready-to-order;\"\u003e👉 \u003cb\u003eAdd to Cart Now\u003c\/b\u003e and join the legion of satisfied customers who’ve discovered where their meat went—straight into happy bellies! 🥩🔥\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003chr align=\"center\" width=\"100%\" size=\"2\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"FirstParagraph\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-bookmark: ready-to-order;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003ePart of our proceeds supports veteran and animal welfare programs. 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Addictive Dill Pickle Flavor for Everything\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoBodyText\"\u003eIf you’re one of those people who drinks pickle juice straight from the jar, this is your spice blend. \u003cb\u003eTickle My Pickle\u003c\/b\u003e is our tangy, savory, totally addictive dill pickle seasoning that turns ordinary snacks into pickle-flavored perfection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoBodyText\"\u003eBorn from a serious deli pickle obsession during late-night military shifts, this blend captures that crisp, briny, garlicky flavor you crave—without the soggy crunch. Sprinkle it on popcorn, chips, fries, or vegetables and watch them disappear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoBodyText\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhat Makes Tickle My Pickle Special:\u003c\/b\u003e - \u003cb\u003e#2 Best-Seller\u003c\/b\u003e – Our customers can’t get enough of this tangy blend - \u003cb\u003eAuthentic Dill Pickle Flavor\u003c\/b\u003e – Tastes like your favorite crunchy dill pickle - \u003cb\u003eIncredibly Versatile\u003c\/b\u003e – Works on snacks, proteins, veggies, and more - \u003cb\u003eVeteran-Owned \u0026amp; Woman-Operated\u003c\/b\u003e – Made with pride in Mansfield, Texas - \u003cb\u003e8.2 oz Bottle\u003c\/b\u003e – Plenty to keep your pickle cravings satisfied\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003chr align=\"center\" width=\"100%\" size=\"2\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003ca name=\"how-to-use-tickle-my-pickle\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cb\u003eHow to Use Tickle My Pickle\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"FirstParagraph\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-bookmark: how-to-use-tickle-my-pickle;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSnack Attack:\u003c\/b\u003e - Popcorn (game-changer!) - Potato chips or tortilla chips - Roasted chickpeas or nuts - Pretzels\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoBodyText\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-bookmark: how-to-use-tickle-my-pickle;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eProtein Power:\u003c\/b\u003e - Chicken wings or tenders - Grilled or fried fish - Pork chops - Burgers (yes, pickle burgers are a thing)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoBodyText\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-bookmark: how-to-use-tickle-my-pickle;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eVeggie Magic:\u003c\/b\u003e - Roasted cauliflower or broccoli - Cucumber salad - Deviled eggs - Baked or fried pickles (double pickle!)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoBodyText\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-bookmark: how-to-use-tickle-my-pickle;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCreative Uses:\u003c\/b\u003e - Rim for Bloody Marys or pickle-back shots - Mix into sour cream or Greek yogurt for a tangy dip - Sprinkle on avocado toast - Season homemade crackers or breadsticks\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003chr align=\"center\" width=\"100%\" size=\"2\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003ca name=\"the-story-behind-tickle-my-pickle\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Story Behind Tickle My Pickle\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"FirstParagraph\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-bookmark: the-story-behind-tickle-my-pickle;\"\u003eThis blend was born during a late-night shift at a military base, when the only thing keeping us going was a jar of deli pickles from the commissary. We’d polish off the whole jar, then fight over who got to drink the juice.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoBodyText\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-bookmark: the-story-behind-tickle-my-pickle;\"\u003eWhen we started Mid Life Crysis Spices, we knew we had to bottle that briny, garlicky, tangy flavor. After months of testing (and way too many jars of pickles), \u003cb\u003eTickle My Pickle\u003c\/b\u003e was born—and it instantly became a fan favorite.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoBodyText\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-bookmark: the-story-behind-tickle-my-pickle;\"\u003eNow it’s our \u003cb\u003e#2 best-seller\u003c\/b\u003e, and customers tell us they put it on everything from popcorn to pork chops. One customer even sprinkles it on their morning eggs. (We’re not judging—we’ve done it too.)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003chr align=\"center\" width=\"100%\" size=\"2\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003ca name=\"why-customers-love-it\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhy Customers Love It\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"FirstParagraph\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-bookmark: why-customers-love-it;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e“I put this on EVERYTHING. Popcorn, fries, chicken… I even tried it on a salad and it was amazing. Best pickle seasoning I’ve ever had!”\u003c\/i\u003e – Sarah M.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoBodyText\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-bookmark: why-customers-love-it;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e“My kids are obsessed. They ask for ‘pickle popcorn’ every movie night. I’m ordering my third bottle!”\u003c\/i\u003e – Mike T.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoBodyText\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-bookmark: why-customers-love-it;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e“I’m a pickle fanatic and this is the real deal. Tastes exactly like a crunchy dill pickle. I keep a bottle at work and one at home.”\u003c\/i\u003e – Jessica R.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003chr align=\"center\" width=\"100%\" size=\"2\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003ca name=\"pro-tip-pickle-popcorn-perfection\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cb\u003ePro Tip: Pickle Popcorn Perfection\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"FirstParagraph\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-bookmark: pro-tip-pickle-popcorn-perfection;\"\u003ePop your popcorn (stovetop or air-popped works best), drizzle with melted butter, then sprinkle \u003cb\u003eTickle My Pickle\u003c\/b\u003e generously while tossing. The butter helps the seasoning stick and creates an irresistible salty-tangy combo. Trust us—you’ll never go back to plain popcorn.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003chr align=\"center\" width=\"100%\" size=\"2\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003ca name=\"product-details\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cb\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-left: .5in; text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1;\" class=\"Compact\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-bookmark: product-details;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.2 oz (232g)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-left: .5in; text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1;\" class=\"Compact\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-bookmark: product-details;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cb\u003eMade in:\u003c\/b\u003e Mansfield, Texas\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-left: .5in; text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1;\" class=\"Compact\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-bookmark: product-details;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cb\u003eShelf Life:\u003c\/b\u003e 12+ months (if it lasts that long!)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-left: .5in; text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1;\" class=\"Compact\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-bookmark: product-details;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cb\u003eIngredients:\u003c\/b\u003e Dill weed, garlic, onion, sea salt, and a secret blend of spices\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-left: .5in; text-indent: -.25in; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1;\" class=\"Compact\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-bookmark: product-details;\"\u003e\u003c!-- [if !supportLists]--\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Symbol; mso-fareast-font-family: Symbol; mso-bidi-font-family: Symbol;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-list: Ignore;\"\u003e·\u003cspan style=\"font: 7.0pt 'Times New Roman';\"\u003e       \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!--[endif]--\u003e\u003cb\u003eAllergen Info:\u003c\/b\u003e No common allergens; check label for full ingredient list\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003chr align=\"center\" width=\"100%\" size=\"2\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003ca name=\"perfect-gift-for-pickle-lovers\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cb\u003ePerfect Gift for Pickle Lovers\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"FirstParagraph\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-bookmark: perfect-gift-for-pickle-lovers;\"\u003eKnow someone who’s obsessed with pickles? \u003cb\u003eTickle My Pickle\u003c\/b\u003e makes a fun, unique gift for: - Pickle enthusiasts - Snack lovers - Grillmasters and home cooks - Anyone who drinks pickle juice (you know who you are)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoBodyText\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-bookmark: perfect-gift-for-pickle-lovers;\"\u003ePair it with our other best-sellers like \u003cb\u003eHamburger Dust\u003c\/b\u003e or \u003cb\u003ePotato Sprinkles\u003c\/b\u003e for the ultimate gourmet spice gift set!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003chr align=\"center\" width=\"100%\" size=\"2\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003ca name=\"why-choose-mid-life-crysis-spices\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhy Choose Mid Life Crysis Spices?\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"FirstParagraph\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-bookmark: why-choose-mid-life-crysis-spices;\"\u003e✅ \u003cb\u003eVeteran-Owned \u0026amp; Woman-Operated\u003c\/b\u003e – Supporting our business supports veteran and animal welfare programs\u003cbr\u003e✅ \u003cb\u003eSmall-Batch Quality\u003c\/b\u003e – Every bottle is made fresh in our Texas kitchen\u003cbr\u003e✅ \u003cb\u003eUnique Flavors\u003c\/b\u003e – You won’t find these blends anywhere else\u003cbr\u003e✅ \u003cb\u003eFREE Shipping\u003c\/b\u003e – On orders of 3+ bottles\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\" class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003chr align=\"center\" width=\"100%\" size=\"2\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eReady to Get Your Pickle Fix?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"FirstParagraph\"\u003eAdd \u003cb\u003eTickle My Pickle\u003c\/b\u003e to your cart and discover why it’s our #2 best-seller. Whether you’re sprinkling it on popcorn, seasoning chicken, or rimming a Bloody Mary, this tangy blend delivers that crisp dill pickle flavor you crave.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoBodyText\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eOrder now and start tickling your taste buds!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mid Life Crysis Spices","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45620594311330,"sku":"","price":13.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0652\/2457\/3090\/files\/Tickle_My_pickle.jpg?v=1771185571"},{"product_id":"freshly-wrinkled-potato-sprinkles","title":"Potato Sprinkles - All-Purpose Potato Seasoning | Texas-Made","description":"\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🏆 #5 Best-Seller | Veteran-Made in Mansfield, Texas\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Story Behind Potato Sprinkles\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery military family knows the struggle: limited ingredients, tight budgets, and the need to make ordinary potatoes taste special. 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