• Hamburger Dust gourmet burger seasoning 12.5oz best

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 5.0 Stars on
    Google
    • 14 Five-Star Reviews

    “Veteran Owned and
    Woman Operated seasoning company that is LEGIT!”

    “Lindsay sent me the
    Hamburger Dust and THIS DUST IS A MUST - simple ingredients that packs a ton of
    flavor! And the labels are on point with the great designs! Hooah 🫡”

    Jose Hugo, Google
    Review

  • Adam's Rib Rub (Special blend 10 spices)

    “The owner Lindsay is
    awesome and she cares about veterans”

    1 review • 5
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    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐5.0 Stars on
    Google
    • 14 Five-Star Reviews 5 weeks
    ago

    Midlife Crysis Spices has
    so many perfect flavors that went amazing on my roast and chicken quarters that
    I cooked on the pellet smoker. Chicken quarters I hit with the Aries Healing
    Blend and the Roast that I made into beef sandwiches got a healthy dose of the
    Adam’s Rib Rub! My family destroyed both!

    Philip LeBoeuf,
    Google Review

  • Tickle My Pickle dill pickle seasoning blend bottle

    Tickle My Pickle is my FAVORITE!!!

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐5.0 Stars on
    Google
    • 14 Five-Star Reviews 6 weeks
    ago

    10 out of 10!!! Tickle My
    Pickle is my FAVORITE!!! I’ve sampled most of the spices, and I can’t say that
    there was one that I didn’t like!!

    Marvelle Robinson,
    Google Review

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ABOUT US

A Veteran-Owned, Service-Driven Spice Company

Founded in 2024, Mid Life Crysis Spices is more than a seasoning brand—it’s a story of service, healing, humor, and rediscovery. Built by a Doctor of Nursing Practice with over 20 years of clinical experience, along with a 20-year U.S. Air Force veteran, our company blends military discipline, compassionate care, and a love for bold flavor into every jar.

Our journey also includes 4 years of U.S. Army service, shaping leadership, grit, and the deep belief that helping others is the core of a meaningful life. That mission continues through this brand.

A Midlife Reinvention That Became a Calling

Like many, we hit that moment in life where everything shifts and you start asking, “What about me?”

Cooking became our escape. Blending spices became our therapy. Flavor became our way back to joy.

Through late-night skillet experiments, recipe testing, and a pinch of midlife chaos, we discovered something bigger than a hobby—we found a way to heal, laugh, and reconnect with purpose. And that’s when Mid Life Crysis Spices was born.

Flavor With Purpose

Our spices are inspired by:


  • Real culinary passion

  • Veteran strength and humor

  • Healing through creativity

  • The belief that food can bring comfort, balance, and joy

But our mission goes beyond the kitchen.

A portion of every sale is donated to:


  • Animal welfare organizations

  • Veteran assistance programs

Because giving back is not just part of our brand—it’s who we are.

Our Home Is Full of Love (and Fur)

When we’re not mixing spices, we’re surrounded by the best support team—

three cats, one dog, and an endless supply of cuddles, chaos, and inspiration.

Our love for animals is a huge part of why we give back, and why this brand is built with heart.

Established 2024 — Built on Service, Heart, and Flavor

Mid Life Crysis Spices exists to remind people that:


  • You can reinvent yourself at any age

  • Midlife is a beginning, not an ending

  • Healing can happen in unexpected places—even in your kitchen

Thank you for being here.

Thank you for supporting veteran-owned small business.

And thank you for joining us on a mission fueled by flavor, compassion, and purpose.