Supporting Pets for Vets
Seasoning
Your Journey.
Turn ordinary meals into legendary meals. Gourmet seasoning blends for barbecue, baking, and vegan cooking — crafted for backyard heroes, grill masters, and food lovers everywhere.
Supporting Pets for Vets
Veteran & Nurse Owned
Founded by those who serve. Every purchase supports Pets for Vets.
Texas-Made
Crafted in the great state of Texas with bold, authentic flavors.
Fast Shipping
Orders ship within 2 business days. Free shipping on orders $50+.
Award-Winning Flavor
Featured at Texas Farmers Markets and sold at VA Facilities statewide.
Best Sellers
Adam's Rib Rub
10-spice special blend. Savory, smoky, bold. Perfect for low-and-slow pork ribs or brisket.
Chick Magnet
Garlic-forward, savory and family-friendly. Incredible on chicken breasts, wings, turkey, and air fryer meals.
Quit Ya Bitchin! BBQ Rub
Sweet heat with a smoky backbone. This rub will shut up all the critics at your next cookout.
Aquarius Healing Blend
Unique zodiac-inspired healing spice blend for the water-bearer. Earthy, warm, and soothing.
Burns Your A$$ Hot Blend
Huge 9.4 oz bottle. Carne Asada heat that actually delivers on its promise. Not for the faint of heart.
The Start Here Bundle
New to Mid Life Crysis? Start with our gateway products — Chick Magnet, Hamburger Dust, Old Cowboy, and Adam's Rib Rub.
From Service
to Seasoning
Mid Life Crysis Spices was born out of passion, laughter, and a whole lot of backyard experimenting. We're a veteran and nurse-owned small business based in Texas — because only in the great state of Texas would someone name a spice blend "Quit Ya Bitchin."
Every jar we sell supports Pets for Vets, a charity connecting veterans with trained service dogs. When you cook with us, you're doing more than seasoning your food.
What People Are Saying
"My favorite for smoking ribs, pork butt, and pork belly. Also incredible for making pork sausage. Nothing else comes close."
"Great for everything where you're simply looking to add flavor. Chicken, burgers, vegetables, Mexican or Cajun — it works with everything."
"I saw this in Inked Magazine and bought it for my husband. He said it added so much to the flavor. We absolutely love it — this is now our household standard."
Events & Markets
Grand Prairie Farmers Market
Every Saturday 8:00 AM – 1:00 PM · Grand Prairie, TX
VA Medical Facilities
Sold at VA facilities across Texas — supporting our veterans
Joint Base — Available On Base
Proudly sold at Joint Base locations — veteran-owned for those who serve
Recipes & Tips
The Perfect Texas Brisket
Low and slow with Adam's Rib Rub. 12 hours, 225°F, and a whole lot of patience. We break down every step.
Chick Magnet Wings: 3 Ways
Air fryer, oven, or backyard grill — three killer ways to cook wings with our signature Chick Magnet blend.
Which Zodiac Blend Is Yours?
Each of our 12 zodiac healing blends is crafted for that sign's unique energy. Find yours and cook with intention.