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Welcome to Mid Life Crysis Spices Co. 🌶️🚀
We’re a veteran- and nurse-owned spice company blending bold flavor with a little humor and a lot of personality. From BBQ rubs to zodiac-inspired blends, every bottle is crafted to turn everyday meals into something unforgettable.

We believe great food should be fun, a little rebellious, and packed with flavor that hits just right. And with every purchase, you’re also helping us give back to veterans and pets in need.

Season boldly. Laugh often. Welcome to the $pice Age.

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Chicken Stuff, "Go Cluck Yourself!"

Chicken Stuff, "Go Cluck Yourself!"

Chicken Stuff, "Go Cluck Yourself!"

Sale price  $13.97 USD Regular price  $20.00 USD
Hamburger Dust - Gourmet Burger Seasoning Blend - 12.5 oz

Hamburger Dust - Gourmet Burger Seasoning Blend - 12.5 oz

Hamburger Dust - Gourmet Burger Seasoning Blend - 12.5 oz

Sale price  $16.97 USD Regular price  $20.00 USD
Barbeque Rub! Quit Ya Bitchin!

Barbeque Rub! Quit Ya Bitchin!

Barbeque Rub! Quit Ya Bitchin!

Sale price  $14.95 USD Regular price  $19.99 USD
Tickle My Pickle - Dill Pickle Seasoning Blend 8.2 oz

Tickle My Pickle - Dill Pickle Seasoning Blend 8.2 oz

Tickle My Pickle - Dill Pickle Seasoning Blend 8.2 oz

Sale price  $13.97 USD Regular price  $19.35 USD
Taurus Healing Blend | Garlic Oregano Seasoning | Veteran

Taurus Healing Blend | Garlic Oregano Seasoning | Veteran

Taurus Healing Blend | Garlic Oregano Seasoning | Veteran

Sale price  $16.97 USD Regular price  $20.00 USD
Air Powered AirForce Blend Mid Life Crysis Spices

Air Powered AirForce Blend Mid Life Crysis Spices

Air Powered AirForce Blend Mid Life Crysis Spices

Sale price  $17.97 USD Regular price  $19.00 USD

A Family Tradition of Bold, Fresh Flavor

Food has the power to connect generations. Whether it’s learning family recipes or the intense memories triggered by the flavors and aromas of our childhood.