Our Story

Welcome to the Spice Age.

Mid Life Crysis Spices Co. was founded in Texas in 2024 by U.S. Army and U.S. Air Force veterans with a simple idea: if we're going through a midlife crisis, we might as well season it.

We're a woman- and disabled-veteran-owned spice, novelty, and gifts small business. Our founder is an Army veteran and Doctor of Nursing Practice–prepared registered nurse who spent more than a decade caring for America's veterans through the Department of Veterans Affairs. After years of serving veterans in uniform and at the bedside, she turned her own midlife chapter into something unexpected: a spice company.

Mid Life Crysis celebrates the wonderfully imperfect side of getting older—forgetting why you walked into a room, discovering new wrinkles, questioning your life choices, and still having to figure out what's for dinner.

Our collection includes everyday seasonings, BBQ rubs, military-inspired Hero Blends, Zodiac blends, and specialty seasonings for grilling, cooking, baking, snacking, and gifting.

Since launching in 2024, you'll find us at Dallas VA Medical Center, Fort Worth VA Clinic, military and AAFES events, Grand Prairie Farmers Market, and the Fort Worth Stock Show & Rodeo.

The veteran community sits at the heart of what we do. We're proud to support Pets for Vets, bringing together two things especially close to our hearts: veterans and animals.

Growing older is mandatory. Going through it bland is optional.™

Frequently asked questions

Who owns Mid Life Crysis Spices?

We’re a woman- and disabled-veteran-owned spice company founded in Texas in 2024 by U.S. Army and U.S. Air Force veterans. Our founder is an Army veteran and Doctor of Nursing Practice–prepared registered nurse.

Where can I buy your spice blends?

Shop online at midlifecrysisspices.com, and find us at Dallas VA Medical Center, Fort Worth VA Clinic, military and AAFES events, Grand Prairie Farmers Market, and the Fort Worth Stock Show & Rodeo.

Do you support veterans and pets?

Yes. We’re proud to support Pets for Vets, connecting veterans and animals in need.

Are your blends gluten-free and MSG-free?

Many of our blends are gluten-free and MSG-free—check each product page for ingredients and allergen details.

What kinds of seasonings do you make?

Everyday seasonings, BBQ rubs, military-inspired Hero Blends, Zodiac blends, and specialty seasonings for grilling, cooking, baking, snacking, and gifting.