Supporting Pets for Vets
Wholesale & Bulk Inquiries
Carry Mid Life Crysis Spices in your store, VA facility, military base, or farmers market booth. Veteran-owned. Texas-made. Seriously good product that sells itself.
Veteran-Backed Brand
A mission-driven story that resonates with customers and communities alike.
Competitive Margins
Wholesale pricing designed to keep your shelves stocked and your margins healthy.
Fast Fulfillment
Wholesale orders ship within 3–5 business days from our Texas facility.
Dedicated Support
Direct line to our team for reorders, custom packaging, and event coordination.
Let's Work Together
Whether you're a small boutique, a VA gift shop, a farmers market vendor, or a military base commissary — we want to get Mid Life Crysis Spices in your hands and onto your shelves.
Fill out the inquiry form and a member of our team will follow up within 2 business days with pricing, MOQs (minimum order quantities), and account setup details.
VA & Military Accounts
Already an approved VA vendor. Contact us for expedited setup at VA facilities and Joint Base locations.
Farmers Market Vendors
We love supporting fellow market vendors. Ask about our market reseller program and booth display materials.
Retail & Specialty Stores
Minimum order quantities start at 12 units per SKU. Mix-and-match collections welcome.
Wholesale Inquiry Form
Fields marked * are required. We respond within 2 business days.
Eligible Account Types
Mid Life Crysis Spices is proud to partner with mission-aligned organizations across Texas and beyond.
VA Medical Facilities
Already an approved VA vendor. Our products are sold at VA facilities across Texas, with a portion of sales supporting Pets for Vets.
Military Installations
Veteran-owned and proud to serve those who serve. Available at Joint Base locations and military commissaries.
Farmers Markets
Permanent vendor at the Grand Prairie Farmers Market every Saturday. We love the farmers market community.
Retail & Specialty Stores
Boutiques, kitchen stores, gourmet grocers, and gift shops. Min. 12 units per SKU, mix-and-match welcome.
Restaurants & Food Service
Chefs love our bold Texas blends. Bulk pricing available for commercial kitchens and catering operations.
Gyms & Wellness Centers
Our clean-ingredient, flavor-forward blends are a natural fit for health-conscious gym communities.