Barbeque Rub! Quit Ya Bitchin!

Enjoy bold barbecue flavor with this spirited rub featuring a blend of sugar, salt, paprika, pepper, garlic, onion, chili pepper, celery, and cumin. Free from MSG and gluten, it delivers a rich, balanced taste that elevates your grilling without compromise. Embrace great seasoning—no midlife crisis needed.

Frequently asked questions

What is Barbeque Rub! Quit Ya Bitchin! best for?

Everyday BBQ meats—chicken, pork, and grilled veggies.

How do I use Barbeque Rub! Quit Ya Bitchin!?

Rub on before grilling or use as a finishing sprinkle at the table.

Is Mid Life Crysis Spices veteran-owned?

Yes. Mid Life Crysis Spices is a woman- and disabled-veteran-owned Texas spice company founded in 2024.

Where is this made?

Small-batch seasoning from Mid Life Crysis Spices in Texas. Check the product page for net weight and ingredients.